Retailed

Shopping Distress

 

When we moved from New Mexico to Pennsylvania in August of 2010, my entire wardrobe fit in one suitcase and one carry-on— this included two large hats (toppy and floppy) PLUS all my linens. Impressed? I sure was.

That bite-size wardrobe expanded in the following months, mostly with what Imogen calls “it’ll do [...]

I Have Never 2.0

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Back on April 9, 2010, I wrote a post called “I Have Never”

Two years later, I’ve STILL never done those things. Nor these:

— had a yeast infection — visited Europe — driven a bus — joined the “mile high club.” In fact… despite having flown many times, I’ve never used an [...]

Flashback: What I Want/Demand From Life

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(A flashback to 8:55 PM, June 8. Year unknown, but I’d guess 2007.)

 

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A few days ago, I saw the most beautiful scene; two friends, who clearly hadn’t seen each other in a very long time, were reunited.

She was startled [...]

Flashback: Parable of the Code Blue

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( A flashback to October 27, 2008. Nothing like a good parable for a Sunday morning, eh?)

 

(“You gosh darn heathens! I’ve got half a mind to let you all drown THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT.”)

I don’t have a car. For me, getting to Wal-Mart requires at least three hours and [...]

Flashback: On Beauty

(At the end of a long day, it’s nice to throw off your clothes, drop your scythe, and lounge on a mountaintop alter with your peacock. Image source.)

The very best thing about blogging is getting to know fantastic people. On November 11, 2006, I posted the following words to [...]

Flashback: Romance Rationing?

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(A flashback to May 9, 2007)

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Those who know me well know that I am deeply, fervently, profoundly paranoid. When life doesn’t present me enough worries, I create my own.

Recently, I was struck by a sobering realization; I have hogged more than my share of the world’s romance.

It’s true! [...]

Flashback:The Odd Couple *UPDATED*

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(Have you ever been in a doomed relationship? Have you ever been in a doomed relationship, yet convinced yourself things were peachy keen? This post from February 02, 2007 is a now-hilarious peek at top-notch denial and foreshadowing.)

 

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My boyfriend Shortcake and I are perfect for each other; look at [...]

Flashback: Six Things About Miss Beck

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(An old Myspace post from June 9, 2006. I have few souvenirs from that era, but this evidence suggests I haven’t changed. Curses!)

 

I’m being brutally forced to write six things about myself:

1. I love order and organization: My books are organized by subject, my shirts by style and [...]

Flashback: On Depression

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(Another flashback to my younger, more truthful days days. Originally posted at 11:54 PM, July 26… 2007? 2008? The post was originally called “Emo-tastic.” Apparently I mock my own feelings even while confessing them.)

 

Tonight, I consumed more than a thousand calories of ice cream. This, in effect, negates all the working out [...]

Flashback: the Baldly Going Trilogy, pt. 3 of 3

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(A flashback to May 4, 2007, two days after my first ever buzz cut. Classy, Myspace-style photo was taken immediately after the haircut.)

My hair is gone, suddenly. I’m adjusting to some changes:

1) Everyone in the world wants to to rub my head. On one hand, I love love love [...]