Ways I Can Try To Be More Like Jesus:
1- Stop shopping for clothes. Wear sandals all year round. Stop following fashion trends. Find one basic outfit that is comfy and stick with it.
2- Eat simple, unprocessed, locally grown food.
3– Give up my car, borrow a donkey, or walk. On water if necessary.
4– Stop cutting my hair, stop shaving.
6– Go to synagogue and tell the rabbi what’s what!
7– Make my own wine.
8– Tell really great, slightly mysterious stories, preferably ones open to multiple interpretations.