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Today, a third grade boy paid me the compliment of a lifetime; he said, “You look like Willy Wonka… … ’s wife!” I was honored. What gave him the idea? My waistcoat and brown top hat? Perhaps his mother doesn’t dress that way. “If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything [...] Of all the numbskulled, senseless “Wait, what?!” things I bought last year, The Hands Down Worst Purchase of 2009 was… … two pair of Leg Avenue peachy-flesh-toned fishnet thigh-high stockings. I love fishnets, and I thought thigh-highs might suit me better than standard pantyhose. In the words of Fastball, “How could I have ever been so blind?” PRODUCT REVIEW: These Leg Avenue stockings come in one [...] Christmas IS the season of miracles; I went running this morning! It’s been a YEAR since I lifted weights, and nearly six months since I regularly ran at the college track. Shameful. Because I’ve never been athletic, my workout wardrobe is somewhat… lacking: What the well-dressed slugabed is wearing this season
On Friday I woke up late, brushed my teeth, climbed into my rattiest clothes, and staggered to work.
That’s right, I appeared publicly wearing sneakers AND a cap, two things I hate. I was a disgrace to androgyny’s noble history. David Bowie would be ashamed! Readers, I wasn’t thrilled to be seen with myself. But [...] No, it’s two out of three primary colors! Superman was ahead of his time.
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