Back when men were men and I couldn’t reach the bathroom sink, my family played a lot of computer games. Jump Joe, Rampart, Dark Ages, Pac Man in 3-D, Dracula in London, Shooting Gallery, Joust, Mahjong… uh…. that Mario-esque thing with the treasure chests and inverted colors. Shareware, Shareware everywhere and not a thing [...]

Everywhere I go, girls are chattering about certain teenybopper vampires and warewolves.

Sorry, unnamed sexist over-hyped book/film series, but I only have eyes for one brooding, sensual, vaguely menacing older man with famous fangs:

He even likes babies. [...]

Spirits were high at Jaunty Headquarters. Mr. Jaunty’s last client had finally settled accounts, and after three weeks of tearing out my boyish hair, I’d Continue reading Mystery at the Co-op II *UPDATED*

This picture was taken last October in a local McDonald’s franchise:

Something tells me no one consulted corporate headquarters.

Friends, I feel betrayed. Only today I discovered this rightly-infamous bit o’ pop culture:

That show aired 20 years ago, and I’d still be in the dark if it weren’t for Ryan North and his awe-inspiring “Link’s Sarcasm” graph.

I laughed until my face hurt, but sobered up when struck by the [...]