Ways I Can Try To Be More Like Jesus:

1-  Stop shopping for clothes. Wear sandals all year round. Stop following fashion trends. Find one basic outfit that is comfy and stick with it.

2-  Eat simple, unprocessed, locally grown food.

3-  Give up my car, borrow a donkey, or walk. [...]

Jaunty Dame: You’ve been raising chickens for some time now, and I understand that a male named Foghorn was raising cain in the hen house. How did you establish yourself as Alpha Rooster?

Ms. Mama: I read about chicken psychology online. Chickens only have brains the size of a pea, not a lot of [...]