Ms. Mama knitted me a shrug. I asked Mr. Jaunty to snap a few quick pictures of me trying on the shrug, so my mother could see how it fit.
Observe that I was standing in front of not one, not two, but THREE photographs of myself.
I take the blame for framing and hanging the one on the left, but all the other photos of me scattered throughout the house are Ian’s fault. We’d better spread them out before the Vanity Police come a’knocking.