World, I have FINALLY figured out how to break into my own blog. Not before inventing a few new profanities, however. WordPress is a harsh mistress.
You see, last month Lady Laptop died, which made anything involving typing or the internet extremely inconvenient. I sometimes hiked to the public library to borrow their quaint, old-timey computers, but couldn’t get into in Jaunty Dame, no matter how I tried. Not having a computer is discouraging.
Shortly afterward, my bike was stolen, which made even leaving the house time-consuming. Life looked increasingly bleak. Also sweaty. Transportation issues are discouraging.
But then Ian landed a job in Germany and asked me to marry him.