The Dawning of the Age of Albertsons

Am I more surprised that the local grocery store has a New Age section…

… or that there’s nothing even faintly New Age in that whole aisle? Though honestly, what constitutes a New Age food?

 

Albertsons, you’re such a tease.


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  1. Astral aspic, consciousness cola, levitating legumes, in-the-moment mousse, consolative condoms. Stuff like that.

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  2. New Age? That doesn’t even make sense? Do they sell candles and incense and crystals?

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  3. Ha!

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  4. I would have expected just shelves and shelves of Kombucha.

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  5. Rapunzel (aka Mom) says:

    Employee with letters, a ladder and a wicked sense of humor. How long till the boss notices?

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  6. I’m guessing tahini, chickpeas, nag champa incense and RIT dye for making tie-dye? Go investigate and tell us!

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  7. @Mia (for some reason it won’t let me reply directly) AHAHAHA, yes!

    Maybe the new-age stuff in that aisle has achieved enlightenment and is no longer on this astral plane?

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  8. Millie – I can’t reply directly, either. Someday I’ll get to the bottom of that… but I love your idea that the New Age products have attained enlightenment.

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