Am I more surprised that the local grocery store has a New Age section…
… or that there’s nothing even faintly New Age in that whole aisle? Though honestly, what constitutes a New Age food?
Albertsons, you’re such a tease.
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The Dawning of the Age of AlbertsonsAm I more surprised that the local grocery store has a New Age section…
… or that there’s nothing even faintly New Age in that whole aisle? Though honestly, what constitutes a New Age food?
Albertsons, you’re such a tease. Related posts:8 comments to The Dawning of the Age of AlbertsonsLeave a Reply |
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Astral aspic, consciousness cola, levitating legumes, in-the-moment mousse, consolative condoms. Stuff like that.
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New Age? That doesn’t even make sense? Do they sell candles and incense and crystals?
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Ha!
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I would have expected just shelves and shelves of Kombucha.
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Employee with letters, a ladder and a wicked sense of humor. How long till the boss notices?
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I’m guessing tahini, chickpeas, nag champa incense and RIT dye for making tie-dye? Go investigate and tell us!
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@Mia (for some reason it won’t let me reply directly) AHAHAHA, yes!
Maybe the new-age stuff in that aisle has achieved enlightenment and is no longer on this astral plane?
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Millie – I can’t reply directly, either. Someday I’ll get to the bottom of that… but I love your idea that the New Age products have attained enlightenment.
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