Over at Shmata Boro, my mama said:
“The second trip to Goodwill was even more fun than the first. I truly love decluttering. As I drove I made up a song for the occasion all about how happy I am to put useful things back into the world, and how I don’t want to have to take care of anything I don’t care about, and how I like having space for the good things to breathe, and a bit about the joy of saying Goodbye to things that were once a good buy. It was a verrrrry happy and spritely little song.
It may or may not have had the words ‘useless crap’ in it somewhere, I can’t quite remember.”
I am so, so clearly my mother’s daughter.