Recently, I received a summons for jury duty… in Pennsylvania.
As luck would have it, I no longer live in Pennsylvania.
(Then again, maybe I’m missing out… image source)
Having a Completely Legit reason to skip jury duty is a relief — but I feel a twinge of regret; you see, I would have been part of Panel #42.
Man, you KNOW we’d have had all the answers.


But the attorneys would never know the question—
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“…who feared the loss of their careers when the meaning of life became known…”
Mwaaahahahahaha!!!
thanks for the great link!
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Autumn – Would that make the trial longer or shorter?
rapunzel – Anytime, lady!
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