I have now reached Stage Four of my Hack ‘n’ Grow Cycle. Yes world, I once again long for flowing long, luxurious hair. After all, I’ve learned so much about hair care, surely this time I could… …wow, the delusion never ends.
HOWEVER! This time around, I have a photographic record on my side— and that record indicates that for every day my hair looked like this:
There were about ten days it looked like this, despite my best efforts with a satin pillowcase, Deva products, a diffuser, and so on:
Naturally, this knowledge won’t be enough to derail my daydreams. I didn’t get where I am today by using good sense.
Sing it, man!