Can’t tell one Mahler symphony from the next? Help has arrived
Six Stages of Owning an Instrument. Truth.
Consult the Shakespeare Insult Kit, thou qualling, hell-hated codpiece!
Recently, three separate females informed me that another woman disliked them… because they’re just so pretty. I refrained from saying “no, it’s definitely your personality she hates” or sending them this article
Discover the soft-core origins of Mahna Mahna
7 Things Some Women Have Got to Stop Doing in Public — I own the same sweater as the model for “stank face.” Her stank face trumps mine, no contest
Male brains! Female brains! When you examine sex-difference studies, be sure to use YOUR brain
Have you ever played the ol’ Free Rice games? My favorite category is “Famous paintings”
Best and Worst Beach Bodies? Rosie Molinary said Basta!
The famous Sal answered my plea for cute vegan clothes— over two years ago, she recommended some low-heeled shoes to me. Essentially, Sal is a genie and I’ve used up two wishes.
THIS JUST IN: Cheryl’s husband (Mr. Peculiar Girl?) presents Vegan in Two Minutes or Less
Apropos of nothing, I love Danny Kaye. My first (and last) electric guitar was named Dhani Kaye.
Is there anything you’d like to share with the class?
Dhani Kaye! Ha!!!
Loved the Onion article too.
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Ha! I was wondering/assuming that you were the mysterious Rebekah who asked about vegan footwear. Great question, by the bye–means I get one extra wish to use myself, so I thank you.
I used to play the Free Rice vocab game all the time–seems like a good opportunity to start again, since I’m stuck at this airport for another two and a half hours, at least.
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And oh my goodness, I am so with you on the low-heeled shoes, and love Sal’s recommendations. I think that genie wish doesn’t count; karmically it was mine, so you have two left.
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Basta! Great article! Donated 100 grains of rice practicing German…As for the video, I’m not buying their love, it’s a little overstated.
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