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Wake up. Decide to trim short hair with electric razor.
Later notice missed spot.
Carelessly grab comb-less razor, shave stripe across head.
Cry out in anguish, alarming domestic partner.
No recourse. Shave own head.
Weep bitter tears.
Recruit boyfriend to finish job.
Dread returning to workplace.
Must learn new profanities.