A recent exchange:
Mr. S: “Beth was telling me recently about having ants in her pants.”
Me: “Oh, was she feeling antsy?”
Mr. S: “No. She had ants in her pants.”
Naturally, this reminded me of a favorite Wondermark strip:
Ah, memories.
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Once long ago, I ate a lot of rainbow sherbet and then threw up all over the place. Thanks for reminding me, Physician’s Formula:
Mineral Wear Talc-Free Mineral Correcting Powder That brush alone gives me unsought flashbacks to the 80′s.
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(Originally posted on Myspace, October 16, 2006. Remember when Myspace was considered cool?)
Illustration d'un accident automobile par Eugène Chaperon A few weeks ago, I had a small bike crash. I somehow got my wheel stuck on the edge of a sidewalk or something, and suddenly found myself flying [...] 
(Originally posted on December 14th, 2007) Last night, Ian and I lounged on his couch, talking. I leaned against the arm of the couch, my tired Ian curled up on my lap like a little boy. Watching him rest, I studied his form, his face, I breathed in the scent of his hair. He [...] 
(Another rerun from my younger days. This was originally posted on April 13th, 2007. Was I ever that young?)
Hugging: one of life’s greatest joys. For months, I have talked about having shirts made that say I NEED A HUG in huge block letters across the front. I’d need several, in [...] 
I wanted to post this before my little sister’s wedding on Saturday, but as the Janice to her Miss Piggy, I was pretty busy. The wedding/weekend in New Orleans were absolutely glorious, and I’ll round up supporting photos as soon as I can. Until then, sing it if you know it! Can you find [...] 
FUN FACT: This photo was clearly taken way back when, but I’ve always been too proud ‘n’ prudish to post scatological humor. O how the mighty have fallen! 
Eight days until my little sister’s wedding. The last time I aired my Maid of Honor-related wardrobe woes, I was searching for a brown, knee-length dress and coordinating shoes. Several readers stepped up with helpful shoe-sourc e suggestions, but I never did find a brown dress… which is great news, since the bride exercised her [...] 
Ms. Mama: “You sure are having a travel-full and wedding-full year after staying put in one place for so long!” Me: “I know! I’m reminding myself to appreciate the adventure and not throw up over the expenses. We may take a train to New Orleans, it’s cheaper— and novel!” Ms. Mama: “Ooooh! Ive always [...] After attending a local art show: “I can’t remember the last time I saw a good display of used tampon art, and tonight was no exception.” |
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