Taking this picture humiliated Mr. Jaunty, but I had to have photographic evidence of this headstone:
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Headstone: Your Caption HereTaking this picture humiliated Mr. Jaunty, but I had to have photographic evidence of this headstone:
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It wasn’t so much the taking of the picture, but it was seeing you hugging the thing. Ay…
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I wanna know if Tom picked out that thing himself, or if his wife picked it out for him after the fact. (Surely his siblings or children didn’t pick it out.)
The best part about the photo is that, I just scrolled up to look at the photo again to think of something witty to say, and I had to keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling…
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I hope they carved “ribbed for her pleasure” on that thing somewhere.
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I was just wondering who twisted this thing???
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That’s…. something, that’s for sure.
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OMG ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
oh geez, I’m not sure I can post the caption that comes to mind…
that’s priceless… lol
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So who was this guy?
Was he a CEO of the rope industry?
Did he invent soft serve ice cream cones?
I think this headstone should include some sort of explanation!
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Mr. Jaunty – Ah, the things we do for love.
Jacob – Possibly his worst enemy donated it? I truly believed the headstone was eight, MAYBE nine feet tall until I saw the photo. It keeps going and going…
Cynthia – Thank you for saying what was on everyone’s mind. =) Also, the top of this thing looks suspiciously like a Diva Cup.
mum – Beats me! And how much did it cost? It must have been custom-made, there’s no way they had a dozen of these sitting around the shop…
Millie – Well said.
Sierra – You can text it to me. Don’t worry, I’ll cover my ears. ;)
mum – I don’t know! Stranger still, the foot of the headstone lists two people: Something Something Thomas, and Emma Something Thomas, whom I assume was his wife. So the Thomases are present and accounted for, but who is Wetterau?
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Never thought I would see you hugging gigantic phallic statutes … hahaha You look happy, though.
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The only way I can imagine this being any more impressive is if it were the cemetery fountain.
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Thomas Wetterau: “It’s a shame you didn’t know me.”
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Well, he claimed she didn’t think it was that big: “Well, you know, she’s a little spoiled. I’ve taken here to bigger monuments than that.” You know, like the one in Washington.
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Smiley Woman – I was surprised myself.
greyloon – *gasps audibly*
Gregorvich the Wandmaker – “You’ll miss me when I’m gone.”
Andrew – Are you saying you find this headstone dainty?
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My caption would be:
SIZE DOES MATTER. ;)
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Fine… i’ll say it.
“It’s never too late to compensate!”
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Rebekah Reply:
January 5th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
I approve— but this guy must have had a LOT to compensate for.
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