A stranger recently found my blog by searching for “world’s rattiest hair.” Low blow, stranger.
I HAVE been feeling awfully ratty, though. After more than a year of hemming and hawing, I bought the Live Curly, Live Free e-book. NOTE: the phrase “based on her popular website” means most of the book was taken directly from the site. The book has no photos, no illustrations, and no product recommendations. Hopefully, the author will consider either 1) fleshing out the book or 2) not giving away so much of her knowledge for free. We all love freebies, but she has to make a living.
Nevertheless, today marks DAY ONE of the Live Curly, Live Free routine. My hair looks… different. Not very curly, but not as fluffy as usual.
Shirt – Arden B., second-hand. The sleeves are a full six inches longer than necessary, very nifty
Jeans – Gap Low Rise Curvy, second-hand
Necklace – No idea, Ross
Belt – Brilliantly fashioned by Yours Truly from two second-hand belts
The necklace USED to be teal, anyway; most of the paint has flaked off. Every time I wear this necklace, I get a bra full of paint chips.
You’ll notice I lack legs today; the full-body photos made me weep, wail, and gnash my teeth. SURELY my pants crotch doesn’t always look so bunched. SURELY I’ve worn these pants too many times between washings, and healing is only a spin cycle away. For now, I’m going to crop off my legs and pretend I don’t know myself. La la la!