I can say no to being a night-looker, boy-hooker, rentboy, bro-pro

When I couldn’t find a job last summer, this song ran through my head every day:

Poor Jemaine.

Now, well into autumn, I am pleased to announce that I DON’T have to be a prostitute; I have two (legal!) part-time jobs, and neither one involves sex acts… to my knowledge.

By day, I will work as a bank teller. By night, I’ll sell lotion at a popular retail store. I’ve been in retail for several weeks, and I start bank teller training on Tuesday. Here’s hoping that two part-time jobs will equal full-time solvency.

Sweet, sweet relief.

Lurkers, you have less than 12 hours to enter the drawing for a pretty vintage hanky— so go ahead, throw your figurative hat in the metaphorical ring! Or something!

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7 comments to I can say no to being a night-looker, boy-hooker, rentboy, bro-pro

  • I so much looooove this Tv Show… My ex found it online and just a month ago I watched all the seasons.
    Two jobs?! Wow… I have the feeling that I somehow need more money, but getting a job would be like killing me softly with my studies, which I am already struggling… =(
    You are a great woman and worker! =)

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  • Woohoo! Hired times two! Can’t beat that with a stick.

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  • Hurray for employment! That totally calls for a Kermit flail:

    http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/95170758/10106985

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  • Rach

    Yay employment! It’ll be especially nice knowing one of your jobs will Never ask you to work Sundays.

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  • Smileywoman – Isn’t FOTC wonderful? I used to be SO CRAZY about Jemaine.

    It sounds like you have enough to juggle without a job. Keep your head up, Smiley!

    Evie – Eggs in two baskets!

    Millie – Ha! Nobody flails like Kermit! Now that I’ve moved, I know two people named Kermit. Still surprises me.

    Rach – For once, banking hours work in my favor! Hallelujah!

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  • James

    I sing this to the guys at work. They don’t get it.
    I suppose it’s more like singing ‘at’ the coworkers instead of ‘to.’ oh well.

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  • reese

    LOL i am lurking your bloggisms @ my bank teller job! i love your sense of humor and i am glad you have opened up about your sad-times. Fun stuff, thank you!

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