Today, I deleted 81 spam messages from my e-mail account. 77 of these messages offered me “male enhancement drugs.”
Either every spammer everywhere thinks I’m an impotent man (named Rebekah), or the entire internet thinks I’m such a turn-off that I should scatter Viagra everywhere, like a homecoming queen on a pharmaceutical parade float.
Spammers, you insult me.
I get the same stuff, and offers for student loans, loans and more loans. I don’t think the male enhancement stuff is gender specific because, after all, ladies could put a little packet under their man’s pillow, hint, hint. And even as I type this, the spider is crawling and trawling to pick out the keywords to send me all sorts of spammy goodies tomorrow. And to think Spam was a survival food for GIs during WW II and had a positive connotation. Maybe I’ll get a spammy message from Spam tomorrow.
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Rebekah Reply:
July 28th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
If someone left Viagra under my pillow, I’d be very sad it wasn’t a mint.
When my family was younger and broke-r, we lived near a Dollar General that kept us well supplied with Spam. I remember Spam ‘n’ eggs being pretty good, but I’m in no hurry to try it again.
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Truly the spammers are so in awe of your natural hotness that they know even the hottest of all those wishful men out there would need Viagra to keep up with you.
I think you should take it as a compliment.
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Wow… wow…
Actually I think that I’ve gotten some breast implant ads as well as male enhancement ads. What are they trying to say?
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jean – If someone left Viagra under my pillow, I’d be very sad it wasn’t a mint.
When my family was younger and broke-r, we lived near a Dollar General that kept us well supplied with Spam. I remember Spam ‘n’ eggs being pretty good, but I’m in no hurry to try it again.
Stitchywitchy – That’s one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said to me. I love an optimist!
Dylan – Have you ever considered drag? Someone clearly thinks you should. In a very potent way.
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