Back when I was young and ambitious, I read Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Now that I’m only semi-young and even less ambitious, I greatly prefer Small House of Uncle Thomas:
Is it safe to say that everyone prefers Small House of Uncle Thomas?
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I scored 4/4 on Four Ways to Sabotage Your Relationship. That’s an A+, right? Right? This makes me the Annie Oakley of shooting oneself in the foot. Hooray! Undermined any relationships lately? 
Of the seven deadly sins, sloth is my greatest weakness. Gluttony’s a close second, but let’s stick to the point: I have wasted far too much of my life on Facebook. The drama, the stalking, the deceptively flattering photos… all in good fun, perhaps, but we lazy types don’t need more excuses to dodge [...] 
I am now a college graduate. Henceforth, you may refer to me as “Bachelor of Music Education”. Or Rebekah. Or Luscious. The choice is yours. What is missing from this picture?
That’s right; a tassel. This cap and gown belong to Rachel Z., an ’09 graduate who graciously lent them to me [...] 
April 30th, 11:56 AM: Downsized from standing summer job. No one thought to notify me, I had to call and ask if I’d been axed. May 6th, 2:54 PM: Received bill for $2,544, more than double my net worth. Looks like this semester’s on me after all. May 6th, 4:15 PM: Noticed that the $2,544 [...] |
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