|
|
||
|
Ways I Can Try To Be More Like Jesus: 1- Stop shopping for clothes. Wear sandals all year round. Stop following fashion trends. Find one basic outfit that is comfy and stick with it. 2- Eat simple, unprocessed, locally grown food. 3- Give up my car, borrow a donkey, or walk. [...] Last week, two separate acquaintances grilled me about my marital status: “I can’t believe you’re not married! You are getting married, right? When are you getting married?” Well, mere acquaintances, I’m not getting married until gay marriage, polygamy, and time travel all become legal. When that scintillating day arrives, you may dance at [...]
Sara, the author behind onsimplicity.net, has been AWOL since October. Perhaps blogging complicated her life. Perhaps she has been cryogenically frozen. Perhaps it’s none of my business, but I wrote to her anyway. Further bulletins as events warrant. Read and learn: 20 Hidden Ways Your Stuff Screws You Over Sexy Simplicity Four [...] Mr. Jaunty and I have been watching these clips every day: Where was this guy when I was 15? [...]
I have never: — Been drunk — Graduated high school (curses!) — Kissed a girl — Learned to snap my fingers — Had a credit card — Gotten a tattoo — Been engaged — Shoplifted — Broken a bone What haven’t you done? [...] When last we met, I was battling a stubborn earworm. Feeling stubborn myself, I spent eight long days humming those same four bars and racking my brain. What was that melody? Why did it feel so familiar? Eventually, I broke down and called Jean of The Reinvention Project. As I sang the melody to Jean, she sang along, piecing in the words. [...] |
||
|
Copyright © 2010 Jaunty Dame - All Rights Reserved |
