Comments on: Target Weight

By: Smiley Woman

Smiley Woman — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:11:22 +0000

Your compare is the best one, human eyeballs? can of soda? Fuck that if you can pick whale testicles!!! hahaha

By: Rebekah

Rebekah — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:41:01 +0000

Celia – But you weigh a mere FRACTION of a right whale testicle! Never lose sight of the big, graphic picture. =)

Dylan – I almost illustrated this post with a pile of eyeballs, but I stopped myself. Orange you glad?

By: Dylan

Dylan — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:04:46 +0000

Now I understand. I have been carrying the weight of human eyeballs on my shoulder. But I realize, that indeed, that is just my weight IN human eyeballs.

= )

By: celia

celia — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:05:50 +0000

2000 eyeballs isnt bad. I think I weighed that when I started college.

Sadly i’m closer to 1.176470588235 Kegs of Beer. :( Not exactly but that’s what I feel like. I weigh less but feel like 0.3779936625583 of a grand piano. :(

My resolution this year was to be a lot more kind to my body by changing my life habits. Maybe I’ll be able to get down to 2000 human eyeballs :)

By: celia

celia — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:59:25 +0000

Hahaha Oh Ian, you would compare your weight to bowel movements :D

By: Rebekah

Rebekah — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:31:30 +0000

Ian – Oh! Wow!

jean – I’m glad you said it and not me.

Leslie – Congratulations!

By: Leslie

Leslie — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:38:45 +0000

wow-my weight is equivalent to .9023% of an American female
Not bad, huh?

By: jean

jean — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:20:43 +0000

Does this mean you’re worth your weight in sh…. never mind.

By: Ian

Ian — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:51:45 +0000

Tee hee hee.

And I just found out that I weigh 374.2345202994 average bowel movements.

Nice find.