I would like to weigh 289672.5440806 square inches of air (at sea level).
Currently, I’m tipping the scales at 2000 human eyeballs or 12626.26262626 sheets of paper or 333.3333333333 hockey pucks.
But hey, that means I only weigh 0.1133980936238…. well…
um…
…right whale testicles.
Thank you, weirdconverter.com, for putting things in perspective.
Tee hee hee.
And I just found out that I weigh 374.2345202994 average bowel movements.
Nice find.
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celia Reply:
February 18th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Hahaha Oh Ian, you would compare your weight to bowel movements :D
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Does this mean you’re worth your weight in sh…. never mind.
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wow-my weight is equivalent to .9023% of an American female
Not bad, huh?
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Ian – Oh! Wow!
jean – I’m glad you said it and not me.
Leslie – Congratulations!
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2000 eyeballs isnt bad. I think I weighed that when I started college.
Sadly i’m closer to 1.176470588235 Kegs of Beer. :( Not exactly but that’s what I feel like. I weigh less but feel like 0.3779936625583 of a grand piano. :(
My resolution this year was to be a lot more kind to my body by changing my life habits. Maybe I’ll be able to get down to 2000 human eyeballs :)
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Now I understand. I have been carrying the weight of human eyeballs on my shoulder. But I realize, that indeed, that is just my weight IN human eyeballs.
= )
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Celia – But you weigh a mere FRACTION of a right whale testicle! Never lose sight of the big, graphic picture. =)
Dylan – I almost illustrated this post with a pile of eyeballs, but I stopped myself. Orange you glad?
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Your compare is the best one, human eyeballs? can of soda? Fuck that if you can pick whale testicles!!! hahaha
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