ME: “Hi! This is your conscience speaking. Whatcha doin’?”
Me: “Having a midafternoon snack!”
ME: “If by snack you mean….”
Me: “Fine, you caught me; I’m eating powdered sugar.”
ME: “Defend yourself.”
Me: “I’m a sugar junkie. You KNOW that.”
ME: “What would your dentist say? That tooth-fixing man with gloves? Last seen in November 2005?”
Me: “Hear me out! If I ate cookies, I’d be eating sugar, fat, AND white flour. I’ve merely cut to the chase.”
ME: “You don’t deserve to have teeth.”
oooh….I can still remember the way the corners of sugar cubes feel as they melt in your mouth.
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Check out a book called Sugar Blues.
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I love this post!!
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I’m still laughing from the previous post!!!! hahahahahaha So relative, I should written it my blog!
Anyway, do u really eat powder sugar?! You are so sweet and cute . . . what will happen to your teeth is another issue. Just enjooooy it !!!!
Love,
=)
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Sugar Blues-William Dufty-yes I agree it’s a great book. Read it–no doubt out of print but Amazon or library?
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You could just say that you’re taking part in a efficacy trial for placebos.
http://www-user.slac.stanford.edu/jimstan/Placebos.htm
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Leslie – Ahh, there’s nothing quite like ripping one’s mouth open with sweet, gritty, pointed edibles. =)
Jean – Will do! Mom had a book called “Lick the Sugar Habit” that sounded promising.
Redd – Oh yeah? Well, I love your whole FAMILY! Take that!
Smiley Woman Yes, I really do eat sugar. Sometimes. Right now, I’m out of white, brown, AND powdered sugars… and I’m not letting myself buy more.
Leslie Struck out at library, will try interloan before Amazon.
Gregory That study is remarkably consistent with my own research.
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You’re so amazingly, refreshingly unique! I adore your humor!
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