As I was walking home from school, I noticed seated stranger leering at me. Not a casual glance, mind you; this guy’s eyes were GLUED to my skirt.
“Waiting for the bus?” he asked.
“No.” I answered, avoiding eye contact.
“You like to walk, eh?”
“Yes.”
“I can tell! You got some BIG ol’ legs!” He said, making an enormous circle with his hands.
Before I could lob a brick at his head, he continued;
“They’re beautiful! You got a boyfriend?”
“I do.”
“He’s lucky!”
But he was too late; I had escaped, taking my thighs with me.
Once I was out of earshot, I snickered. Of all the abysmal pick-up lines…
Did this story give you flashbacks to the Worst Purchase illustration?
Hehehe Oh Beck, you get the most random comments. I love it and at the same time, I’m offended by his comment. Jeez, ……what a come back!!!
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Wow… That’s a heck of an opener.
It makes me wonder what he was planning for his follow-up comments. Probably best not to know, I suppose.
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Back in the day when I was a newspaper district manager one of my adult carriers came into the office to ask me something business related, paused to stare southward of my skirt hem and said ,”Damn, you know you’ve got some really good legs for an old broad!”
I’m sure he meant well.
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See-these are the things that make us get up in the morning. You just never know what amusements the day may hold.
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celia – I do, don’t I? Weeks will pass without event, and then a bunch o’ bizarre things happen at once.
Redd – “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl”? “You’re not as ugly as I remember”?
mum – wwhhhhooooaaaaaaaaaa. Fightin’ words!
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You weren’t wearing those thigh-highs, were you? If I were there I would have merrily kicked him where it counts for you!
He had a big old mouth!
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Rebekah Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
The Infamous Thigh-Highs have never left home. I’m thinking of making into soap bags of some kind.
I didn’t want to get within kicking distance of Where It Counts; I have short legs.
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