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It’s nice to meet someone who feels so strongly about… you know, me making fun of a stranger’s writing.

Greg – The dreaded AROP! Imagine how tedious ‘Aropian Nights’ would be.

Leslie – What if he DID proofread this? This could be a HUGE improvement on his first draft.

Glad you like the Facepalm. I spent ten minutes trying to draw a realistic hand, then said ‘TO HELL WITH IT’ and settled for a jagged cartoon.
I’ll leave realism to people with skillz.

Jacob – I bet those clauses made him feel smart. ‘Ha!’ he thought, ‘I feel sorry for people who resort to multiple sentences!’ If it weren’t for that pesky deadline, he could have claused all night.

Glad your professor had a sense of humor about student feedback! I love a good catchphrase.

Andrew – Could it be a secret code? THE SHADOW KNOWS!

Jen – Go for it, I’d be honored. Cafepress.com?

Redd – Impossimpible and bits and bits?

NSFW Warning (stop if you offend easily):

My favorite bit of college response feedback occured when I was a graduate student TA. The class I taught spent 1/3 of the time in the big lecture hall and 2/3 of the time in the classroom with me. One time the professor asked for anonymous feedback about the lecture sessions — when asked what SPECIFIC skills they had learned in lecture, one student replied “How not cum so hard.” Which became our catchphrase for the rest of the semester.