Into every package of ladies’ underwear creeps one renegade, hellion pair bent on ruining your life. Panties that shift, twist, and ride up. Wear them by mistake, and you will spend the whole day ducking behind corners, covertly adjusting your wayward undies.
If you’re fortunate, you’ll discover this pair during a quiet day at home. “Whoa nelly!” you may exclaim, “These are renegade, hellion underpants!” You can slip off the offending skivvies and slingshot ’em out the nearest window.
Worst case, you might wear these Wedgiemakers to your court date. “Look at her squirming!” the jury will murmur, “Clearly a guilty conscience.” No one ever thinks to blame the underwear.
You have been warned.