Comments on: Mystery at the Co-op

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:40:44 +0000

I myself thought of Guy Noir while reading this.

Rebekah: I’m flattered! I was thinking a cross between Guy Noir and Sam Spade.

By: Redd

Redd — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:14:29 +0000

This is most unusual!
Despite the bizzarre nature of the advertisements, I think your pulp fiction/ film noir narrative style is brilliant!
Cheers!

Rebekah: Thank you kindly!

By: Ming

Ming — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:08:31 +0000

I’m speechless

Rebekah: An appropriate response. Bloomingfoods would never do this its patrons.

By: sierra the dark

sierra the dark — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:18:35 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg someone was either desperate or REALLY not paying attention when they trustingly sent that off to the printers! that’s priceless. Especially the beans…. lol

Rebekah: I knew you’d appreciate the situation. =) Maybe the Big Boss writes this stuff and no one can stop him/her…

By: Johanna

Johanna — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:42:29 +0000

:-O!!!! That’s all I have to say!!!

Rebekah: I understand.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:19:36 +0000

I totally hummed the “Pink Panther” theme while reading this entry…

Rebekah: … which only enhanced your air of general awesomeness.

By: Pravit

Pravit — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:25:26 +0000

Quirky hipster co-op worker is quirky.
-grumbled the skinny APC-wearing, Morrissey-listening young man.

Rebekah: Trying to tell me something, eh? Are you Beach Wolf, Pravit?

By: Leslie

Leslie — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:23:42 +0000

Why would anyone want to bump off a co-op? Maybe someone can’t stand the competition?

Rebekah: Albertsons grocery is only a block or two away, and Toucan Market would surely benefit from monopolizing the town’s hippies…

By: Ming

Ming — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:01:29 +0000

Are those ads for real?! O.o Either he was about to quit or really wanted to get fired.

Or maybe he was trying to pander to the younger crowd and undershot their IQ level. “What are the kids thinking about these days? Oh, I know! Nothing!”

Rebekah: Those blurbs were all real, and here’s one more: the ad for Cascadian Farm Hearty Morning Cereal read “The kind of hearty morning cereal that could only be called Hearty Morning.” Yes, I see, thanks for that.

By: Jen

Jen — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:47:54 +0000

‘Beach Wolf’ needs to rethink his career in marketing, that’s for sure. Maybe Jaunty will help him find some position more suited to his talents. Though I don’t know how many jobs are out there for writers who rely on fart jokes.

Rebekah: I’d help if I could, but… but any writer who’d submit “If you’re a fan of water and/or mint, there’s a fair to good chance you’ll be a fan of Metromint” for publication may be beyond help.